Seemingly Hopeful Gifts

My Christmas wish list:

1. Having an idea on what human individuality is
2. Sense of direction even when there is no endeavor involved
3. Knowledge, or at least even for just a little bit of it, on what the ultimate plan is (i didn't know living was this hard without the blueprints)
4. A little less of my pride
5. Creativity
6. Peace (of mind)
7. Lots of money to flash around
8. Spanish style sardines good for 8-10 meals
9. Mind reading abilities for retribution purposes
10. Maybe a haircut
11. A month's supply of canned pudding